The Sacred Codex of
Proof of Work
βIt's not investment. It's prophecy.β
β THE BOOK OF SATOSHI, 21:000000
βIt's not investment. It's prophecy.β
β THE BOOK OF SATOSHI, 21:000000
The Holy Numbers
The Gospel
In 2009 the Prophet wrote nine pages, mined one block, and vanished. He asked for no temple β so we built Him a meme instead.
βBlessed are the HODLers, for they shall inherit the chain.β
VERSE IβThou shalt not trust; thou shalt verify.β
VERSE IIβHe who sells the bottom shall meditate upon it forever.β
VERSE IIIThe Sacred Chronicles
Illuminated manuscripts of the faithful, recovered from the Genesis archives.
The Divine Allocation
| Community & Ecosystem Fund | 30% | 300,000,000,000 |
| Launchpad & Presale | 15% | 150,000,000,000 |
| Airdrop & Marketing | 15% | 150,000,000,000 |
| Team & Investors | 20% | 200,000,000,000 |
| SatoshiMeme Foundation | 20% | 200,000,000,000 |
Install the app, watch ads, and earn points β then convert your points into $SATOSHI. The developers reinvest ad revenue to keep buying tokens and distributing them back to the faithful. The more miners join, the faster we list. Take up the pickaxe and spread the word.
Start Mining Now βThe Path of the Believer
Download a wallet that supports the MicroBitcoin (MBC) chain. This is your vessel of faith.
Join our Telegram, Discord and X. Announcements, blessings, and alpha descend there first.
Mine $SATOSHI for free at miningsatoshi.com, or acquire it where the faithful gather.
Hold the Sacred Codex close. Selling is not forbidden β merely deeply frowned upon by the heavens.
The Prophecy
The codex is written. The congregation gathers. The first coins are struck.
Free mining opens to all believers. The word spreads across the chains.
Listings, launchpad, and the airdrop of divine proportions.
Meme and vibe forever. The Prophet smiles upon us. Probably.
Catechism
A memecoin devoted to the reverent (and slightly unhinged) worship of Satoshi Nakamoto and the Sacred Codex of Proof of Work. We hold the scripture. We hold the bag. Both, devoutly.
Heavens, no. It's prophecy β which is legally and spiritually distinct. $SATOSHI is a meme token for entertainment and devotion. Never offer more than you can faithfully lose.
Take up the pickaxe: miningsatoshi.com. Mining Satoshimemes on the MBC chain costs nothing but your devotion.
MicroBitcoin (MBC). You can witness the token on the chain explorer.
Nobody knows. That's the point. The greatest flex in history is dropping a trillion-dollar invention and ghosting the entire planet. We worship accordingly.
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